FAQ
“Have I worked for the Agency before?”
Yes. Next question.
“For how long?”
Depends which direction you're counting.
“Why can't I remember?”
If we knew exactly, we'd have solved this already.
“Did something happen to me?”
Plenty.
“What?”
Field business.
“Who is Arthur Endrit?”
Field business.
“What is The Seed?”
Field business.
“Are you deliberately withholding information from me?”
Yes.
“Is that safe?”
Probably.
“Who decides what I'm allowed to know?”
Marvin.
“That doesn't make any sense.”
It will.
“Can the past be changed?”
Next question.
“Can the future be changed?”
Next question.
“Is there free will?”
Personnel closes at five.
“What happens if I get lost?”
Whatsoever from one place doth fall, is with the tide into another brought:
For there is nothing truly lost, that may be found if sought.
“Then how do I get back?”
Now you’re getting wise!
Before we turn you loose again to carry out your mission with a little more memory intact, a brief word about diners…
We have unofficial office spaces and some of them have pie! Old diners are exceptionally useful for rendezvous because they are kairologically STICKY. Also, they have pancakes, just in case your memory has been giving you the business.
So if the waitress asks,
“The usual, honey?”
Just say,
“You betchya!”
And keep your bright little eyes peeled for clues about THE MODULATOR.
Finally, It’s Supper Time